Always carry a bomb on the plane.

by Stuart 30. July 2012 08:10

Following on from the excellent advice “Take a Monday off and get two days holiday for free", I thought I’d share another gem.

“Always take your own bomb on the plane”.

Pelé, Sweden.

Sounds a bit mad at first, but really makes perfect sense.  The chances of there being a bomb on a plane is, as everybody knows, incredibly small.  So, what are the chances of there being two?

Disclaimer:

THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY EITHER BY TRAVELERS OR SECURITY FORCES!

I put this last bit in as I know there have been some paranoid actions over the last years.

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Martin Samm
Martin Samm United Kingdom
7/30/2012 10:09:33 AM #

That's the same as the Baldrick line when carving his name on a bullet; "the chances of there being 2 bullets with my name on are very small indeed" - to which Blackadder follows up with "thats not the only thing thats very small indeed....".

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