Joined up government in action.

by Stuart 5. November 2012 08:15

Here is the text of a letter I am currently writing to West Yorkshire police – I missed out the bit where my initial application to DVLNI was rejected as my passport was deemed to be damaged (it went through the wash with my driving license) and not good enough for ID – I had to find a birth certificate.  I did point out the same passport was good enough to fly to Spain and London in the previous few weeks.  I guess DVA/DVLNI (they wont even tell you what there called) could not talk to the Passport office just down the road.

 

Anyway, here’s the letter.

 

RE FIXED PENALTY NUMBER: C17691656

Dear Sir/Madam,

I have been advised by HMCTS to keep you advised on this matter (see enc. 2).

Following receipt of a fixed penalty notice, I sent my driving license and payment to HMCTS, North East. However, due to the license being damaged and the address being wrong, they were unable to process payment (enc 2).

I then contacted DVLA for a replacement licence. Unfortunately, they cannot issue me with a new license as I now reside in Northern Ireland.

I then applied to DVA (NI)/DVLNI for an exchange license (enc. 3). In an unfortunate, if not ironic turn of events, this application was rejected as the GB license I tried to exchange was “damaged” (see enc. 3).

I have now obtained a D737 letter of entitlement from DVLA and forwarded to DVA (NI) /DVLNI and I am awaiting a new NI driving license to send to HMCTS, who, in this strange world of licensing, will, I believe, issue me with a GB counterfoil to my NI license and put points on this!

Enclosed

1) Correspondence from HMCTS rejecting driving licence,

2) Correspondence from HMCTS advising to contact yourselves and that DVLNI license would be acceptable

3) Acknowledgement of driving licence application (DVA),

4) Rejection of driving license application (DVA),

5) Confirmation of GB Driving license details (DVLA).

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

Sincerely

Stuart McLean

 

I find it pretty bizarre that we event need a driving licence – surely just the number should do!

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Always carry a bomb on the plane.

by Stuart 30. July 2012 08:10

Following on from the excellent advice “Take a Monday off and get two days holiday for free", I thought I’d share another gem.

“Always take your own bomb on the plane”.

Pelé, Sweden.

Sounds a bit mad at first, but really makes perfect sense.  The chances of there being a bomb on a plane is, as everybody knows, incredibly small.  So, what are the chances of there being two?

Disclaimer:

THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY EITHER BY TRAVELERS OR SECURITY FORCES!

I put this last bit in as I know there have been some paranoid actions over the last years.

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Twitter - circle of concern, facebook - circle of influence.

by Stuart 13. April 2011 13:35

imageWhen you spend a couple of hours a day on a bike then you get a lot of time to think – which is great.  I think too much and then rant to my friends, family and colleagues.

Yet I don’t tweet much and keep my blogs very factual and non-opinionated.

@exiledderryman says it’s because I’m English.  Maybe he’s right, but maybe it’s because I find twitter is outside my “circle of influence”.

What am I on about?

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Globalisation, trading, potatoes and tomatoes.

by Stuart 13. April 2011 11:32

I recently had a rant against anti-globalisation.  I’m not anti, anti-globalisation per-se but I object strongly when the “it’s exploiting people poorer” argument is used.

I’ve got an ‘O’- level in Economics – and here’s my story as to why trading, and globalisation can make us all better off.

There are two countries in the world.  Let’s call them Ireland and France.

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Now everyone in France and Ireland needs wine and Guinness.

Each country has a population of 50 who need a pint of wine and a bottle of beer each.

Each country has 100 acres of land.

Now in France it takes 1 acre of land to grow a bottle of wine but, because their weather is so miserably warm and dry, they need two acres to grow a pint.

In Ireland they have such great amounts of rain that they can can grow pint of Guinness on an acre but need two acres for a bottle of wine.

In France they use 50 acres for wine and and 50 acres for Guinness giving them 50 bottles of wine and 25 pints of Guinness.

In Ireland they use 50 acres for wine and and 50 acres for Guinness giving them 25 bottles of wine and 50  pints of Guinness.

That’s just not to go round so they are generally not happy enough.

Then they start to trade.

France grows just wine (100 bottles) and swaps half its wine for Guinness.

Ireland grows just Guinness (100 pints) and swaps half of it for wine.

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So guess what – everyone ends up with more wine and Guinness – a global success!

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A sporting weekend in Manchester - part 2 – Disco Stu meets the king

by Stuart 25. May 2010 07:47

After an evening of Kebabs and a day of off-roading, car testing and extreme sport as described in part 1 it was time to go out and relax around Manchester.

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A sporting weekend in Manchester – part 1 - road testing a Land Rover Defender 110

by Stuart 12. May 2010 11:05

A spot of Golf, kebabs and drinking gave us the opportunity of testing Dave’s new defender.

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Real men don’t use Gas

by Stuart 16. April 2010 05:17

  I don’t think I got the BBQ out at all last year yet on Sunday everything seemed to fall into place.  Went for a bide ride in the afternoon and bought some new brake pads and also some bar ends for the bike, fitted those and then got out the barbie.

 

BBQ 001

Broke up some sticks that I found in my garden, shoved a firelighter under them, lit and poured on charcoal.  Lit and opened beer.

Total time to light - ~5 minutes including opening beer.  True, you then have to wait an hour but that’s time when you can be busy “lighting the barbie” (drinking your beer) while someone else prepares the food.

Australians are real men and use gas barbies a lot – but there’s are not the same as ours.  They are more like griddles (see Wikipedia) whereas we use grilling.

So why would you use gas?

BBQ 002

 

My barbie cost about £20 9 years ago.  Gas ones seem to cost between £100 and £400 and require gas.  With this I get the actual taste of a BBQ.  If you don’t want the taste of the BBQ – put your food in the grill. 

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The National Lottery is a lie

by Stuart 22. February 2010 18:40

I don’t do the national lottery.  I used to say it was a tax on the stupid but now I think the whole thing is just a con.  I think it’s been going for about 15 years so that means just the main lottery should have created at least 780 millionaires if it creates one a week.

Now, I believe there is now more than on draw a week so I think there should be about 1000 people who have won a million.

I must know directly or through a 3 levels of contact a lot of people.

Lets say I know 100 people and each one of those knows another 100 and each one of them knows another 100.  That’s 1,000,000 people or a million to you.  Now there are only about 60 million people in the UK.  So I should know someone who knows someone who knows someone who’s won the lottery -  if you know what I mean.

But I don’t.

Why not?  Well its a con made up by them and the people they wheel out are actors or maybe once a year or so they actually let a real person win.

Other than that – must be a fix.  Lets face it – there’s some serious money involved so its bound to be.

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I wish I’d known this 15 years ago.

by Stuart 24. October 2009 11:54

I’m not a doctor.

Whilst reading a book entitled “Back pain – how to relieve low  back pain and sciatica” by Loren Fishman MD and Carol Ardmen to try and help with my back pain I came to the section on Herniated disks.  This is what I have.  I confirmed from the referred pain location that it’s the disk between the 4’th and 5’th lumber.

I was amazed when I read about a technique developed by Robin McKenzie which fixes 65% of herniated disk cases!  I have since discovered it results in improvement in 80% of cases.

The treatment involves bending the lumbar forwards and backwards through various exercises – some of which are described here.  I tried some of these straight away and was amazed.  By the end of the day I was able to walk without pain – rather than crawl with pain.  I have since bought his book “7 steps to a pain-free-life” – which tells you how to do the exercises properly, when to do them and why.  Two weeks later, today, I went on a bike ride.

I have never had as fast a recovery from an acute episode and this episode was the worst I’ve ever had.  I recommend anyone suffering from a herniated disk to start this treatment straight away – get the book – its only £9 on Amazon at the moment – about 1/3 of the cost of a single session with a back doctor.

The book also contains exercises for neck pain – but I know nothing of this.  He also tells you how to prevent further problems through posture corrections.

I have been examined by 2 GP’s, 4 chiropractors and 2 physiotherapists during 10 years of back problems – as well as two trips to casualty when the pain became unbearable and required strong pain relief.

None of them have ever mentioned this treatment – shocking - this guy was awarded an O.B.E. in 1990.

Actually the first doctor I went to see simply prescribed pain killers without examination.  When I went back a year later she briefly examined me and proclaimed I had sciatica and prescribed more pain killers.  I have since discovered that sciatica was the effect not the cause.

I have to say the my local GP in Belfast was more than helpful and did refer me to physiotherapy.  Only problem was I had to wait 6 months for it.

I have discovered there are many things that can go wrong with the back.  A herniated disk is a common cause of low back pain and sciatica.  Basically at the bottom of the back are the lumbar vertebrae – there are 5 of them.  Between each one is a disk with fluid in it which allows the spine to bend.

These disks can get damaged.  The most common cause is apparently posture – this is my problem – hours spend slumped in front of a computer. 

Damage results in pain in the lower back and also “referred” pain down the buttocks and/or legs.  This pain is not really there – it’s caused by irritation of the nerves running through the spine/disks.  The location of the referred pain can indicate which disk(s) are damaged.  Note – I believe 6% of sciatica cases can also be caused by piriformus – which has something to do with the hip joint – so if you’ve been going to a back doctor of some sort for a number of years with sciatica – ask them if they’ve done a “priformis test”.  If they haven’t – get another doctor!

As for chiropractors – I have seen 4.  I have only changed chiropractor because of where I’ve been working or because they moved on.  I’ve found there good during the first 2 weeks or so of an episode – when you get to about 60% recovered.  However, its hard to tell if you would have got better anyway.  There treatment has been very similar to Robin McKenzie’s – lying down and getting your back bent.  However, Robin advises very frequent sessions – initially 6 to 8 times a day – not just once a week!

The (NHS) physiotherapists concentrated on exercises to keep me fit – as it was six months after seeing a GP that I got to see them.

Emergency treatment in A&E consisted of high dosage of pain killers.  I find it strange that if I went to A&E with a broken leg I would certainly be admitted and treated.  With severe back pain – equally as dilapidating and probably more painful your given a prescription!

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Embarrassed at the bottle bank.

by Stuart 22. March 2009 11:35

Image of a load of bottles in the boot of my car

Is it me or does everyone get embarrassed going to the bottle bank. The longer you leave it the more the bottles pile up and before you know it you've got a boot full and you're there with 3 kids chucking about £500 worth of drink bottles into the bank whilst people around with their 3 alcohol free wine bottles look at you as if their about to ring social services to take your kids away on the basis of the amount you drink.

If only they knew - this isn't all the bottles - I ran out of boxes!

In all fairness though I noticed some of the bottles were spirits that were bought and drunk at Christmas - so maybe I just need to go more often.

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